This Is All Your Fault, You Arrogant Stalwart Snob!

By on May 9, 2011

Arsenal problems mount and mount, and yet our manager does nothing about it. Everybody knows why we have not won a title this season. We sucked when it matters, and we sucked when it did not. Throwing away games, and not pushing hard enough for something which we so easily could have sealed off.

Wenger has come out and he said that he would talk to some players because they were frustrated due to lack of playing. Well, how about us Arsene? You are ready to talk to your players who don’t give a damn whether they win or lose (because that is what has been happening for 6 years), but how about us ? The Fans. The ‘Goonland’ pay your wages, and your players wages. We want our team to perform, and this season it has been lack lustre in most cases. There is no mentality to win.

We don’t have a defense. Sorry……..we have a defense who have no clue how to defend. We need to sign a defender, who is strong, and can DEFEND. But alas, you won’t. Why? Because it will burn a ‘f*cking’ hole in your pocket to chalk out 12 million and buy a tall, German, blonde CB!

“We [have] conceded, I think, 21 from set-pieces and only 17 in open play. Less than anybody else in open play [but] we have been caught on set-pieces.”

After hearing this statement, I was embarrassed. Actually, E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D ! You said that we have conceded 17 goals from open play, and that’s the lowest in the league ( in terms of open play). Well, how the **** does it matter if you concede 17 in open play or not, you are still conceding goals. It takes 1 goal to lose a game. In your 17, off the top of my head there are some goals which decided our title race. West Brom at the Emirates, and Newcastle at the Emirates, the list can go on..

And how can we forget about our set piece defending. Because as far as set plays are concerned, we are like the damn dodo’s in Ice Age – Not knowing what to do when the ball comes into the box. I mean, its as if our defense gets dumbstruck at the sight of a ball in the air coming  towards them. You can probably hearsome of them whisper “Is it a bird, is it a plane?”

No! You dimwits, its ball which you are supposed to clear away from your goal!!! Yesterday, Jones scored a goal without using his head or feet. That should alone tell the story!

I will not be surprised if we lose at home this week. I couldn’t care less. The way we performed yesterday could be compared to a team of lost sheep, who have no idea why are they playing.

What are your tactics ? It’s the same damn thing every damn season. Why a 4-3-3 ? Why ? Why not start with RVP and Chamakh. What is the wrong if you use tactics to beat a team? Stoke play long balls, and yet you start with Arshavin (who is so damn tall !!) and the 4-3-3. Not Nikko or MC29, who can defend if required. Not changing the formation to a 4-2-3-1 or a 4-4-2. All we do is play passing the pillow with the ball and go nowhere. And as far as a formation is concerned, the best we can do is swap the players positions and see if that dazzles our opponents..

Its time Arsene, its time. Stop being stubborn, and arrogant and go and buy a worthy midfielder. Eden hazard is currently available, so please go and buy him, even if Lille ask you for 25 million. We need a CB and Mertersacker fits the label seamlessly. Get him before he moves to an another club or before he signs a new contract.

Please, Please Please, stop causing so much pain to the fans who chalk out their earnings and pay for your livelihood. It’s make or break now and it’s high time you realise it.

Guns-out,

Submitted by THE ARMOURY

 

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31 Comments

  1. wandarah

    May 9, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Jesus – what an asshole.

    • samuel

      May 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm

      Another crybaby Arsenal fan who can,t see the problems for what they are;Arshavin
      Walcott,Sagna,Clichy who should all be sold in the summer,time is up already on
      overpaid,overrated Arsenal players who do
      n,t contribute much to the team,it,s star
      ing us in the face,yet we blame Denilson
      Bedtner,Diaby,Chamakh ?

  2. James Wong

    May 9, 2011 at 10:28 am

    When the season ends,we will know and remember the red faced cunt has won a 12th title. Arsenal played the best soccer but no one I repeat no one will remember that. That is the stark difference between the two respective managers.
    Even if Wenger were to buy the ready made players and not some wc kids,there is no guarantee Arsenal could emerge to challenge the title. You see the momentum has gone but still it’s better than not getting new players.

  3. gunner

    May 9, 2011 at 10:30 am

    all of that statement is true. well said mate

  4. george

    May 9, 2011 at 10:33 am

    SPOT ON – EXCELLENT ARTICLE

  5. george

    May 9, 2011 at 10:39 am

    wandarah – why don’t you wandarah off and support someone else. How can you disagree with this post.
    We accepted that the finances used to build the stadium would infringe on our spending power but that time has now passed. We have our finances under control, “healthy” Mr Wenger would say but the time has now come to abandon this policy that has proven fruitless and purchase EXPERIENCED, PROVEN, QUALITY PLAYERS.
    I’m not talking about spending a zillion on 1 player.
    Over the years we have lost PV4, TH14 and others so they could persue their quest for success (although domestically in the EPL them 2 did OK)and now it seems that we will lose Cesc for the same reasons.

  6. Dave

    May 9, 2011 at 10:42 am

    My 6 year old nephew is better than wenger. he took over arsenal on player manager and sold everyone bar wilshire, frimpong, afobe, theo, nasri and used the money to buy a new squad… he won the league in the first year and was still up 80 million in profit. Wenger your a lazy fuck with no tactics thats why everyone walks all over us and your own players despise playing for you these days. Do me a favour and fuck off.

  7. Tappy

    May 9, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Even if we don’t have the cash, create cash by selling the players who have not improved, its simple, we could pull in 20mil from them alone

  8. TrueGooner

    May 9, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Spot on mate, took the words out of my mouth.

    Arsenal need to start playing 4-4-2 again or find a way to utilize two strikers because it’s obvious van persie feels isolated up front.
    Here’s one thing that pissed me off in the first half against stoke, we crossed the ball in about 5 times yet no one was in box to head the ball in. Yet chemakh was on the bench… LMFAO.

    Arsene can blame the players, the fans, the board, the ref, the wind, the sun anything. But I blame him for bad tactical decissions. Your playing against stoke and you use just one striker… Jackass.

  9. wandarah

    May 9, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Hi George,

    There are many points in the article itself which I feel are correct, there are many which I don’t think are correct, and there are some which are demonstrably false – but overall I understand the writer;

    It’s the tone of the article I don’t like, personally. I think it’s immature and embarrassing. It makes the writer come across like an asshole.

    I don’t mean that in a shouty, angry way – I just mean it. I apologise if my lack of capitals offended you.

  10. woolwich gunner

    May 9, 2011 at 11:10 am

    The excuse about stadium expenditure or debts does not hold any water. Is stadium or capital expenditure more important than winning and maintaining a winning team? Being prudent is good BUT not to the extend of sacrificing winners – PV, TH, Flam, etc. sold off – only to depend on youth projects and buying cheapsale players – sylvestre, squillaci, etc.

  11. Jonny Martin

    May 9, 2011 at 11:26 am

    More and more frustrated with Wenger.

    Statistically we are
    1. The most unlikely team to score from a set piece (fact)
    2. The most likely to concede from a set piece. (fact)
    Its very poor.
    The problem is , as Patrice Evra pointed out, Arsenal are even predictable in open play and most teams know exactly how to play against Wengers two dimensional tactics (cant score from crosses in, we have to play it within the box).

    Fantastic players, but a system that is way too easily beaten.
    I cant see Wenger changing

  12. Ranganai Gerald Chirandu

    May 9, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Wenger stop messiup our beloved team it was there b4 u and it will be there after you i’m sik n tired of this nonsense buy falcao,hazard,sakho, phil J, Inler and offload arsh,rosisky,diaby,eboue,denil,bendtena,squillaci

  13. realistic tony

    May 9, 2011 at 11:35 am

    good article..someone mentioned its tone and immaturity…i dont agree as so long as it is articulate and understandable i see no reason to criticize style!.shooting from the hip or dressing up (or diluting)the phrasing with a more polite tone is irrelevant. Its the substance that matters and the article had that in abundance. Wenger is a failed deluded theoretical academic, lost in his own “project tomorrow”..and currently disabled by his own analysis paralysis.

  14. guns

    May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

    What is with everyone and Mertersacker? He will get killed here if he comes, too slow. Wenger doesnt have to move out, only his stubborness has to change a bit, we are only a couple of good players short.

  15. head

    May 9, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Though this article did contain some good points and observations, it was written like the tantrum of a bitchy teenager.

  16. Rocky

    May 9, 2011 at 11:47 am

    lol gotto say Djourou has performed an outstanding optical illusion which has duped 90% of Arsenal fans.

    Before he came back we were still shipping goals and as soon as he comes back and has like one or two decent games largely because the defence was untroubled – he’s suddenly our saviour and hero.

    He is a truly awful defender and will always be exposed. Always lets his man run across him, Jones yesterday. Comical for the 3rd, and against bolton he was at it too.

    I always knew how bad he was since he was on loan at birmingham.

    • samuel

      May 9, 2011 at 2:27 pm

      Actually it,s Sagna and Clichy who are the
      main culprits,can,t defend at all,ballwa
      tch to much,can,t put over crosses for Ch
      amakh,Bendtner and van Persie to score fr
      om ,Walcott and Arshavin are absolutely
      hopeless on the pitch,the game changed dra
      matically when Chamakh and Bendtner came on ?

  17. Antony

    May 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

    Why doesn’t he change to a 4-2-3-1? Because the 4-3-3 that we play is almost an identical formation. Do you actually have a clue what you are talking about? Clearly not.

  18. Sola

    May 9, 2011 at 11:57 am

    We ar just shouting,AW will nt sign any quality player,he wil just sign 5 under 18s,bcos he knws 4 certain dat he cant b sack.personaly,i did wish we lose 2 stoke bcos after bolton he agred dat his team is poor & he his goin 2 invest but after man u he started sayin he team is go enough 2 win d epl & playin wit our head lyk sayin ‘if i buy players in d transfer market,its goin 2 affect d players on ground’.djorou is worst kosiencly is way better dan him

  19. Gabriel

    May 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Wenger should be sacked as far as im concerned.the man has no tactics at all he is as dumb as……. I dont know.spend that money fool!!!!!!

  20. phutse

    May 9, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    sack him or not …… we need to buy some players …. and damn good ones …. and sell those useless punks …. i think the whole team must be thrown to trash ….. and i appeal to all fans not to buy any tickets …. season – match ticket unless such assurances are made ….

  21. steve.

    May 9, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    AFTER WATCHING THAT CRAP ON SUNDAY,MY
    MIND IS MADE UP,IF WENGERS MANAGER OF
    ARSENAL NEXT SEASON,MY THREE MATES AND I
    ARE SUPPORTING ELSEWARE,WE HAVE ALL HAD ENOUGH. “WENGER OUT”.

  22. larry

    May 9, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    AW,ve nε̲̣̣̣̥vε̲̣̣̣̥r seen a coach that is §Ơ̴̴͡ obsolate,arrogant and adamant
    Like him b4.cos i see № reason why a coach can’t xnge from d policy dt fetches nothing for you,can’t Ʊ‎​​ look at MAN-UTD,CHELSEA,LIV and d rest № team is nt using young talents but they breed them wt d old and xperienc luk at ferguson Ʊ‎​​ cud see d lks of giggs and scholes,luk at liv Ʊ‎​​ can see d lks of gerrard and kuyt,chelsea d same tin
    Y is ur own diff mr AW?Ʊ‎​​ sold PV,TH,Flam,Gallas,GILBERTO,HLEB and d rest and buy under age player and xpct trophy.kp on wt ur pattern and i bet it wt Ʊ‎​​ 20yrs τ̲̅☺ this tm if Ʊ‎​​ win a small spoon call me names.BASTARD AW.

  23. Martin

    May 9, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    The problem is that now that wenger has half-acknowledged that we are lacking experienced heads, he has to bring in a number of older players.You can’t bring in a player who has done it elsewhere and expect him to just come in and make the difference on his own… That is far too much pressure on a new signing. we have dug ourselves into a hole here. The players who have “done it” in the premier league play for man utd and chelsea. Thus, any successful incoming player must come from abroad. As we all know, players like chicherito are not the norm and it takes time to adjust to the league. Either we revamp the squad with a few seasoned continental players, or we gamble on local players, who are good, but havent won anything either. Its tricky, and not as easy as just saying hazard, mertersacker, inler! now! Its something that has to be done with subtlety,and chelsea and man city are proof that it takes time for even the most successful arrivals to gel. I dont know, I want to see change, but I cant help but feel like the “experience” call has not been properly thought through. I call, yes for new faces, but more for new coaches and mangement. whether that means wenger out or not, Im yet to decide.

  24. stu

    May 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    well said

    i cringed when i saw that line up

    arshavin? theo? Gibbs?

    i would have gone 4-4-2

    Szczency
    sagna
    djourou
    koscienly
    VERMAELEN
    BENDTNER
    Song
    Ramsey
    Wilshere
    RVP
    Chamakh

    the only reason bendtner was on at right wing was to give us height

    i would have played vermaelen left back as their main attacking threat was from pennant to put crosses in for jones – i couldnt have cared less if he wasnt match fit – there was only 3 games remaining – if hes fit enough to be on the bench then hes fit enough to start in my opinion

    • samuel

      May 9, 2011 at 2:39 pm

      You would have done this or that only a
      fter the match was finished and you kne
      w the final result of another failure
      so don,t pretend to know what,s going as
      you have no clue whatsoever,like so many
      other fans who whinge about bs,the probl
      em is too many big heads like Walcott an
      d Ramsey who think they are world class
      players just because English journalists live in cloud cuckoo land them and us how classy they are,when the exact opposite is the
      reality,overrated and rubbish ?

  25. samuel

    May 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Am fed up. Whats the problem, am so tired what is wrong with our prof is arsenal going down am so scared is what that happened @ Monaco happening here. Are we after d money or what are we a feeders club or what

  26. Nawazo

    May 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Well said… Wenger go hang,…u the most tactless manager i’ve ever come across…# u cant make a good signing…# u dont hv a clue on utilizing the squad…#u cant make a tactical change when the team is 4 goals up n we are reduced to ten men knowing very well that the defence is wanting…#the team knows only 1 formation…# u always find who to blame yet your project has crumbled b4 your very own eyes…

  27. Wonde

    May 10, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Well said, Thank u

  28. WillyG

    May 10, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Where are the AKBs???? Stupid idiots!!

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