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Collection Of Hilarious Patrice Evra Quotes…
Patrice Evra is not only one of the best left backs in the world but he is also a highly amusing man who has come out with some classic quotes while at Man United. Pat, who comes from a total of 25 siblings, has obviously no issues of saying what is on his mind. We have gone to the effort of finding the best quotes so enjoy!
His most recent one which made the papers over the last few days was on his thoughts about the Spurs game:
“All the country was against Manchester United against Tottenham. That is a great challenge for us.”
During his first week in Manchester United Evra supposedely asked Gary Neville where the nearest church was. Gary asked him why he wanted to know such a thing and was met with this response:
“So I can thank God for letting me join the biggest club in the world.”
Evra on joining Man United:
“When I arrived here people asked me what excited me most. I said it was not training with Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney but players like Giggs and Scholes.”
Evra’s view of the club:
“United is a completely different world, they take care of the tiniest detail for you. To be honest, I’ll be the king of all c**ts if I can’t be a success under such conditions.”
Patrice on the Fergies’ future:
“The manager will die on the bench, it is his destiny.”
When discussing Cristiano Ronaldo’s transfer rumours:
“Any agent asking for a transfer request for Cristiano Ronaldo would have to come with a bazooka.”
Evra’s view of his best friend in Manchester Ji Sung Park:
“He’s like the David Beckham of Korea. They shake, they cry, they scream when they see him. It’s amazing.”
After France were knocked out of the World Cup in a storm of controversy:
“I have nothing to hide. The French team doesn’t belong to anyone, it belongs to all of these French people.”
Evra’s straight shooting view of Arsenal:
“For me Arsenal is a football training centre. You watch the match, you enjoy it, but are you going to win a title afterwards?”
On his future novel:
“I already have a title in mind, From the street to Manchester United!”
So there you have, some classic quotes from Patrice Evra, what a hero! If you have any that you can think of let us know below. Oh yeah check him out below with Parky, taking on the role of an MUTV interviewer questioning him about why he does not like the English Girl!
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