Arsenal Finally Hit Rock Bottom….

By on August 5, 2011

Ladies and gentleman, the bottom of the barrel has officially been reached. I’m running out of hope…and I’m even running out of words to describe my beloved Arsenal!

We played two games this weekend and managed to lead in both, and not win either…again. Was it pre-season or just two extra games in the 2010/2011 season? But its okay because Wenger pointed out that we didn’t concede from corners…phew that’s okay, we have decided to just concede from open play now.

I know they’re friendlies and all about getting fit, but surely if you go into the season having played some good pre-season games, it must help. Man City won, Man U won, Chelsea won but thankfully Aston Villa didn’t, I say this because Villa are our major rivals for the oh so important 7th place in the league.

We used pretty much our full squad for the games, which is a bit of a worry as it’s not very good, even in friendlies, if Van Persie is the only shining light. Please don’t make him Captain as it’s a sure sign he’ll leave us. Make any of the central defenders Captain, apart from Tommy (who, by the way, is going to need our sympathy this season, as he is a top quality farmer standing in field of dung), even Johan, who I was a fan of, is developing Silvestre qualities. Squillaci reminds me of a bride’s father dancing at a wedding – you know it shouldn’t happen, you know it’s embarrassing, you know he has two left feet, but there is nothing you can do about it. I’d like to say he’s a mistake waiting to happen but sadly he’s already happened.

On a slightly positive note, I sadly got a bit excited about us signing Jags from Everton. This is crazy, he is an above average defender and will no doubt make us better, but surely our problems at the back need more than just buying a player to solve, they need some high quality coaching, which right now doesn’t look like it’s happening, so, great if we buy him, but maybe improve the coaching and if possible get two new centre halves and move Tommy to left back. I’m convinced our current defenders are so used to chucking the ball in, they are scared to make any decisions regarding how to defend.

Regarding the gossip of Mata, huh, so what? Creative players we aren’t short of, maybe Wenger’s plan (just joshing of course, he doesn’t have a plan) is to win games 6-5, though we all know we’ll be 6 up and be hanging on for a draw.

I reckon that if you read this after the first few games of the season – I will have proved what an iffy pre-season does to the start of the season…

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75 Comments

  1. peter

    August 5, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    This blogger is a clown and probarley 8 years old. Arsenal qualified in 4th place in the hardest league in the world and only went out of the CL last year to Barcelona. Definitley a mini confidence situation at the end of last season and more defensive cover may even have seen us win the league. But I cringe everytime I read a blog where it says we should buy this player (eg mata or hazard) when we really know the author has no clue how good they really are (Except looking at You tube) – most bloggers like this one are clueless twats who have no understanding on how to improve a squad and run a business….God you make me angry , the internet is wasted on knobs like you. Why not right a positive story on Frimpong or the progress of Walcott. Knob off!!!

    • rickygunners

      August 5, 2011 at 4:36 pm

      I agreed with Peter.The blogger should stop writing and start to “Fly kite”.

      He probably want more hit in his website by writing nonsense. This shows that he is either an idiot or an 8 years old kid.

    • Tanzanian Gunner

      August 6, 2011 at 6:35 am

      i think this so called footballSupporter wrote this while in the pool of dry gin…Totally rubbish!!. what if Arsenal was your wife would you still write the same way? i feel like using the F word or could have shot you (only if u were around).Well,true gunners have to show full support from wherever we are. thanks for the true supporters(as far as ur comments are concerned). Keep it up Gunners!!!Arsenal til i off!! : )

  2. Kevin

    August 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Bravo!

  3. Mack

    August 5, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    This blogger is an absolute twat ! Probably was neglected as kid so aims to seek attention by writing a load of CRAP ! Definately a Spud in disguise !

  4. peter

    August 5, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    And Tommy at left back?? – great manager you are , move one of the most impressive centre halves we have had for a while to a position that we have an England international (Gibbs) in and cover from a decent Traore preseason effort, leaving the same hole in center of defense like last season. OMG!!!! Lets put Arshavin in Goal you mug.

  5. jay

    August 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Another one of these blogs. We have some of the worst fans in football. Not bad enough that we have the media saying how we are going out of Champs league (last 4 seasons i think). For gods sake cant anyone be positive. We had the league in our hands last year and i know we collapsed at the end, but WE collapsed. Not cos our squad werent good enough. We’ll qualify and push again. Yes i could do with a couple of signings but maybe our so called fans wanna go back to the 70’s and 80’s and more of that again. Get some effing perspective and “TELL ME SO” at the end of the season. Getting sick of talk sport and the press on our back, last thing we need is our fans! You’re a PRICK mate, you couldnt even write a cheque!!!

    • Redblood7

      August 6, 2011 at 5:43 am

      Lol classic, loved the 6-5 bit but as a pool supporter I agree w u, Arsenal supporters are brats, u hav an amazing manager, with the same blindspot on defence as KD has otherwise u wud be champions this year instead of Manure.

  6. jimbo

    August 5, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    everyone on this site is a mug including me

  7. Dave

    August 5, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    I agree with the first post this blogger is a complete twat, you contradict yourself saying we dropped two leads with a best team out, you must of just looked at the starting lineup then the final score and didn’t notice we lost the lead once our better players were off, and mentioning us in the same sentence as villa, your not an arsenal fan your a complete clown, and getting excited about jagielka or jags as you call him(how gay) he’s a mediocre player, samba is the man we need, anyway your an embarrassment to arsenal fans everywhere.

    • Rashmandgooner

      August 6, 2011 at 1:57 am

      I’m happy d true gooners r hitting out @ d bastard writer. I don’t knw there r still genuine Arsenal fans out there. We drew d games when d best players left d pitch, so what’s d noise abt d pre season. If Arsenal had won d games those idiots would have still picked negative conclusion out of them. there is no forcing here .support Arsenal d way they are or join Mad Shitty for signing players in bulk and probably Bastad Barca 4 winning titles. Real Gooner

  8. Philbet

    August 5, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Nothing of interest on here for a genuine Arsenal fan,apart fron Miranda 45/F,shes hot, pity im gay.

  9. jimbo

    August 5, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    dat iz da truv ree spek 4 dis innit bruv

  10. jimbo

    August 5, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    bet theres some hot guys on here too cant wait to see you in the new home kit
    watch out boys cos once the season starts theres gonna be alot of hot guys hanging about the emirates with a twinkle in there eye
    all the gays say yaaaay

  11. jimbo

    August 5, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    a guy i was seeing for a bit looked like matthew fox from party of 5 reeeally hot anyay he reckons charlton were gonna have a good season. any thoughts guys
    p.s. yeah im gay so what live and let live yeah
    up the arse!!

  12. Greg

    August 5, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    You sick idiot, you don’t know shit about football and cry out on pre season friendly that means nothing but warming games. if you are so desperate, why don’t you go on the poor side of north london, spuds are looking for fans

  13. John Tring

    August 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    Peter and Mack above: a has-been like AW is still Arsenal manager because of morons like you. In case you can’t remember ( there are many intellectually-challenged”fans” out there), this “genius” hasn’t won anything in 6 yeras and counting. This blog is right. Arsenal will be a mid-table team at best this season. Pretensions and excuses win zilch. Arsenal got no quality on or off the pitch. Period.

    • PTangYangKipperBang

      August 5, 2011 at 4:49 pm

      Pure crap Tring. You sound like you would make a good speedbump

      • brichyk

        August 5, 2011 at 4:51 pm

        Nice one dude!

      • Paul

        August 5, 2011 at 10:43 pm

        Hey Chittybangbang is that you?! Long time mate, though apparently it hasn’t served you very well. AW has done this all to himself, and the fans just arent buying it anymore.

      • Redblood7

        August 6, 2011 at 5:55 am

        Lol at least arsenal fans hav a great sense of humor. are u kidding me? arsenal hav an amazing coach, they obviously have owners that won’t invest more in strikers and defenders. To get where u have been is only because of your amazing manager, u ungrateful lot. And you’ll be there and abouts next season again because u are tactically and technically superior to other teams.

        • Paul

          August 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm

          This season Arsenal are going to get technically stuffed mate, looking forward to the comedy of your excuses.

      • Mack

        August 6, 2011 at 6:12 am

        LOL !!! Gold, nice 1 !

    • Mack

      August 6, 2011 at 6:11 am

      Hey John Tring, its because of knobs like you that twats like this “author” write such sh*tty pieces ! Stop being a sheep and following the media hysteria .. Arsene Weneger is Arsenal down to the grass -literally ! Get behind him or please do all real Arsenal supporters a favour and kindly f*ck off to Spurs ! Okay. Thanks. Bye !

  14. brichyk

    August 5, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Total B.S.

  15. G4L

    August 5, 2011 at 4:56 pm

    Yep… Utter TWAT!!!

  16. Mohamed Zubairu

    August 5, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    If Arsenal is not meeting your expectation then go over and support the spuds since you consider them better than us.
    If you cannot see a difference between a pre-season game and a proper game. I hope you think that Barca are also going down their table because they lost some games.

  17. T

    August 5, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    Do you seriously call yourself an Arsenal fan with the crap you’re putting up on your blog? You’re just another disgrace to the club you say you love so much. Still asking myself why I read that crap. I just hope they prove you wrong…

  18. brad

    August 5, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    ROCK BOTTOM!!!! Serously you are a flid…

    Bet when this dick wrote this he actually thought people would get behind him and agree, well out of the 10-20 people who have comented here there is only one dickhead like yourself mentioning no names John Tring….

    The Arsene haters are few and far between fortunantly, they wont believe that if you told them but they are, fucking bunch of wankers with selective memories, they all lap onto the papers headlines like little puppies, they dont even have opinions they just write the first thing that comes into there head, mindless bloggers need to get girlfriends, I would be interested to see how many of the Arsene hatters are virgins, id bet most of them, seriously need to let of some steam, or out some jizz!!!

  19. livi b

    August 5, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    YOU’RE A DICK.

    THIS IS MY LAST TIME HERE… BYE

  20. Jamier

    August 5, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    Rock bottom? Honestly…rock bottom?

    It’s absolutely shameful that some Arsenal fans think that this is rock bottom? God only knows what they would think of our beloved ‘1-0 to-the-Arsenal’ team!

    Would you still be a fan of football if you supported the relegated West Ham, or the Leeds team of the early-to-mid 00’s?

    We are massively lucky to support such an illustrious club as Arsenal. We all know that we’re a couple to of signings away from the top, and that we’re frustrated that we haven’t addressed that, but this kind of ‘blogging’ does every true Arsenal fan an injustice.

    STAND UP FOR THE ARSENAL!

    • john

      August 5, 2011 at 9:21 pm

      you’re the man!!!!

    • Redblood7

      August 6, 2011 at 5:59 am

      At last, sense from the arsenal fans. And accurate analysis.

  21. john

    August 5, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    lousy piece!!!! not worth any reasonable comment!!!!

  22. Gooner_96

    August 5, 2011 at 9:49 pm

    I don’t think this blogger is an arsenal fan…. You have no passion towards the club and your such a pessimist. Arsenal are a top team so this blogger needs to say something positive about the club or nothing at all. What a crap gunner!

  23. Malcolm

    August 5, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    My o my. A lot of vile here over a satirical piece. I was laughing my head off. Thought it was funny to be honest. Yes it isnt a “we will win the league” blog but the blogger is dealing with the same disappointments we all have in a very harmless way. Now those people who boo the team or any of our our players are the real mugs.

  24. Tanzanian Gunner

    August 6, 2011 at 6:32 am

    i think this so called footballSupporter wrote this while in the pool of dry gin…Totally rubbish!!. what if Arsenal was your wife would you still write the same way? i feel like using the F word or could have shot you (only if u were around).
    Well,true gunners have to show full support from wherever we are. thanks for the true supporters(as far as ur comments are concerned). Keep it up Gunners!!!
    Arsenal til i off!! : )

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